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• Hottest? Both of the couch ones were really real and great. The virtual reality one was hot and cute, and the bicycle one was cute and hot and the dumpster one was hot hot and cute cute. Most disturbing? Funnel my love & Whisk me away, I'm Hooked on you. And the Password, all I could think of was "GRANDPA! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK, JUST GIVE HER THE DAMN PASSWORD" FUCK and Beyond Gay were hands down (pants) the funniest. I voted INCUBUS for the sexiest but it didn't make me quiver. It was THE MODERN HOUSEWIFE that uh, i'll save the details for, uh, not you. Trolley couple deserves some sort of medal of honor as well. I really Really REALLY hope I"M HARD shows up on youtube or whatever. and I suspect i'm the only person who enjoyed VIOLET UPRISING. i like creepy puppets, what can i say. Sheree Peña answered in Sex 4 months ago | Report 3 0 1 comment by Collin… Have you ever seen those kind of puppets that they used in Violet Uprising before? I really couldn't get into it just because my brain kept wondering what the hell those were. Collin commented 4 months ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

• I didn't see anything super sexy either. Sure, there were lots of erotic moments, but I wouldn't consider any of those videos as wank fodder. The only video that came close on that front (to me) was Our Ruinous Love. I was a little concerned about the way that entire hook disappeared into that woman's ass, though. It was like a wormhole or something. There weren't any really disturbing videos, either. I'm willing to concede that I'm pretty jaded with regards to porn, though. When Savage made the introduction, he said something to the effect of "you will see things you haven't seen on the internet," and well... I guess Dan doesn't visit the same sites I do. I'm tempted to conclude that good porn is hard to make, but amateur porn usually does it for me. I think the ubiquity of goofy approaches and ridiculous premises killed my boner. But my date thought The Good Book was super hot, so the films were having some effect on people in the audience. I just laughed a lot. Incubus was artfully shot and visually intriguing. The panty pissing was gorgeous. Boys Beware was hilarious and also included ample hardcore action, a line most films didn't attempt to straddle. Trolley Tryst was incredibly ballsy. Beyond Gay was probably the funniest, but there were a lot of contenders in that category. All in all, I had a great time, even though someone puked in my showing. kitschnsync answered in Sex 4 months ago | Report 1 0 3 comments by Collin, kitschnsync, and Angelina Allen… Someone puked in my showing, too. I wonder if we can get a total count of all the pukings, because I know there were at least 2 official pukings. Our Ruinous Love gave me an altogether different appreciation for the Captain Hook/Peter Pan relationship. Collin commented 4 months ago | Report I went to the 10 PM showing on Saturday. I kidded Savage about the puking in the Friday show when he asked if we had any questions, and then somebody did it in my showing too! I wish I hadn't brought it up. kitschnsync commented 4 months ago | Report I went to the midnight Friday screening and I don't *think* anyone puked. There was a puddle of wine-puke in a stall in the women's restroom, though. Angelina Allen commented 3 months ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

• There was not much that really turned me on at this year's show, but I don't really expect to be turned on by films produced for HUMP. There were a couple that were a little uncomfortable (in the best possible way). There was a beautifully filmed piece called "Incubus" that I almost wanted to win something, just for artistic merit. "The Password" was the only short that I had to look away from, because it just looked too painful. "Our Ruinous Love" was way intense but I loved seeing all the things that I didn't know was possible. I loved all the funny ones, and I hope "Trolley Tryst" wins for sheer bravery. It was a very fun show this year and I am so, so glad Hooker Boss was not included this year. jeze answered in Sex 4 months ago | Report 1 0 2 comments by Joel and Nicolas George… I heard about trolley tryst. I wish that one would make its way to the interwebs. I couldn't get tickets. Joel commented 4 months ago | Report I wasn't able to go this year. Very happy to hear that Booker Hoss was left out. Nicolas George commented 4 months ago | Report Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.

• I thought the 50s Housewives was the hottest, but as my date said "Of course. That was basically made for straight boys." I pointed out that it was probably hot for bi/gay girls, too, which she conceded. Most disturbing: the cigarillo. The hook was a distant second. My date was extremely alarmed by the wire whisk insertion, but I thought it was great. I was a little surprised that it seemed like most of the films aimed more for humor than hard core sex. This was the first year I could make it, and I'm really happy that I got to go. Mike answered in Sex 3 months ago | Report 0 0 Comment on this answer Enter your comment or ask a new question preview THIS IS A PREVIEW: Click "Post" to submit it or "Edit" to make changes. edit Please wait… This could take a minute if the tubes are clogged.