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You Kristin, we would meet at a party at a mutual friend's house and be the last ones awake then we would talk all night smoking too many cigarettes and drinking Green Lakes and eventually PBR, which we'd laugh about since we had just been talking shit abut PBR like an hour ago but you'd remember that you read on a blog somewhere that it was vegan and so it can't be that bad. Then all of the sudden we'd be all like "woah! how is it light out already?", the conversation would change to something really transparent and awkward then just fizzle into an uncomfortable silence. That's when we'd look at each other and giggle and move our faces closer then back, then closer again and all of the sudden we're kissing. We make out for a while and we're about to do it even though neither of us ever does that sort of thing, not that we're judgemental it's just that for us..y'know, and we do know. BUT THEN right as our hands are finally starting to work their way up each other's skirts everyone wakes up and before you know it we're going to breakfast with like 6 other people and I'm practically sitting in your lap at the restaurant but everyone is too hungover to notice. But then when b-fast is over we're both exhausted from no sleep and we have stuff to do and we're both afraid of rejection so we go our seperate ways. And then later that day you get and unexpected phone call from your almost ex-lover that you've been taking a break with for the last month and you two rekindle your relationship and you never say anything about us, which is fine 'cuz it was barely anything. We start running into each other a lot more and become peripheral characters in each others lives but we never talk about the night we kissed or tell anyone else.
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Myrna Minkoff, based solely on name and book-nerdiness of said name.
It would be a bumbling-bristling-hotdog-mustache-on-shrieking-serial-sexualized-beatnik type of kiss.
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I think that mushroom looks pretty attractive, but I' probably go for the gnome...
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If I were you guys I'd kiss me. I'm cute.
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